
HAWAII CANCELS ITS “ALOHA!” WELCOME
(Updated October 15, 2020)
Follow this five-step plan and you, too can “win” a one-year stay on Hawaii with “free room and board.”
First, Pick an island, any island that normally welcomes tourists.
Second, book a flight to and a hotel room on that island.
Third, take the flight.
Fourth, check into the hotel and go to your room.
Fifth, and the most important step: Ignore the mandatory 14-day quarantine, leave your room, get arrested, get fined, go to jail (without passing “Go” and collecting $200) for an entire year.
If you think I’m joking, read on.