“All I want for Christmas is two front seats. That is, seats ‘up front’ in the plane. You know, having a first class travel experience by flying in First Class.
“But I know that maybe I haven’t been a good enough boy this year to qualify for such an extravagant gift.
“So I’d be willing to settle for two seats in Coach, as long as the cabin and the service is just like it was back when I was a kid sending all of those “Christmas wish” letters to you at the North Pole.