You Ruined My Trip! I’m Gonna Sue!

You Ruined My Trip! I’m Gonna Sue!

Benjamin Franklin said that the only sure things in life are death and taxes.

Death and Taxes
(Everylasting Quotes Flickr Photo)

He was wrong.

Sooner or later during your life as a traveler something will go haywire with your trip plans.

Flight cancellations.

Transportation sector labor strikes.

Floods, fire, lava-spewing volcanoes, or a government shutdown that closes the national parks will chase you out of your destination, or prevent you from getting there in the first place.

Any of those events may give you a license to gripe about your vacation “going South.”

But do everyone a favor.

Don’t air complaints like these which, according to a friend of mine, were actually filed with Thomas Cook:

1.“I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
3. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
I’ll book it but only if I can screen my fellow travelers first.
4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
7. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
10. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort’. We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”
15. “There were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
19. “My fiancé and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

So what if you figuratively hit a few potholes in the road during your trip?

It’s not like it was the end of the world because, if that were the case, you wouldn’t have been around to gripe about it.

So chill out.

Your vacation will soon be over and when you’re back home your worries will be over.

Except, of course, for those two inevitabilities: Death and taxes.

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